October 2009
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Would you set up a phony charity along the lines...
Little kids are funny. But much, much less so when they are dying. Maybe it’s the constant agony and pain or the facing your mortality at a ridiculously young age or maybe they just stop trying, but dying kids are really no laughing matter, and neither are get-rich-quick schemes at their expense. Trust me, I know (don’t ask). And as much as that Mr. Show skit where Bob and David...
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Would you eat a serving of human flesh?
IT’S GUEST BLOGGER FRIDAY! TODAY’S QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED BY JAYSON GREENE. JAYSON IS AN EDITOR AT eMUSIC AND WRITES ABOUT MUSIC FOR PITCHFORK AND A FEW OTHER PLACES. OH — AND HE’S APPARENTLY OKAY WITH EATING PEOPLE FOR MONEY. WHO KNEW?
So my gut-level reaction, upon first reading this question, was a pretty immediate “psychological no-no.” It seemed...
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Would you become a lifelong member of the Church...
I guess this question might be hard if you’re religious but, for me, this is kind of like asking if I’d walk around screaming “Boo!” at people and wearing a shirt that says “I’m A Little Devil!” And the answer is hells yes. Lone nut, self-proclaimed Satanists who believe their dogs are commanding them to go on murder sprees and to eat people’s...
Would you have sex with a sheep?
The old proverb goes, “Women be shopping, and men be having sex with sheep.” And of course, it’s so obviously old-fashioned and we’re so much more enlightened about gender roles now and yadda, yadda, yadda but can we get real for a second? That part about sheep sex is still kinda true, amiright? So, okay, yeah, we all know that not every guy thinks ballin’ sheep is...