November 2009
7 posts
Dear Becoming One With Life...
I loved (v. much!) your Glenn Beck question and would love for you to Guest Blog, but you have no contact info on your blog. If you’re at all interested, shoot me an email (my info is on my page)…
Sorry to interrupt with personal notes (= super lame), everyone. As you were.
Anyway — hope everyone had a great holiday.
Your Virtual Friend,
Kali
Would you allow yourself to be adopted by Sandra...
IT’S GUEST BLOGGER FRIDAY! TODAY’S QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED BY JOSH LUFT, A WRITER/MUSICIAN WORKING OUT OF A “PRIVATE FORTIFIED RESIDENCE” IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A PLAYSKOOL DREAMTOWN SWEET LILY CASTLE. HE WRITES FICTION, PLAYS, ESSAYS, REVIEWS, MANUALS ON HOW TO TURN GRANDPARENTS INTO KILLING MACHINES, LISTS, FUN FACTS AND MUCH, MUCH MORE ON WHAT A FOOL...
Would you only drink milk from unorthodox sources...
First of all, yes, that’s really a picture of a mouse being manually milked (guess you just found the photo for your holiday cards)! I’m guessing that a lactating rat’s teats are only slightly larger than those of a mouse, so scrounging up even a thimbleful of rat milk is probably a fucking endeavor. Which is neither here nor there, but I’m just sayin’. Also,...
Would you take a year off your life?
IT’S GUEST BLOGGER FRIDAY! TODAY’S QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED BY JEFFREY BEAUMONT, A FREELANCE CULTURE WRITER AND PHOTOGRAPHER (WHO OTHERWISE PLANS GLOBAL EVENTS FOR MEDIA EXECUTIVES FOR A LIVING). AN UPBEAT BUT ANXIOUS PERSON BY NATURE, HE CONQUERED A SEEMINGLY CRUSHING AND LIFE-LONG WELTSCHMERZ ONCE AND FOR ALL BY DEDICATING SIX MONTHS OF HIS LIFE IN 2008 TO A PROJECT CALLED...
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Would you subsist on a super inadequate, crappy...
Everybody thinks that no one gets scurvy anymore in the modern West, but that shit still happens. I had a friend in college who — cross my heart — got scurvy because for months all he ate was these fake chicken product things called ”crispy patties” and imitation soft serve ice-cream that was so budget it didn’t even contain real milk. And then there was that...
LIVE WRONG AND PROSPER -- THE BOOK!
Dear Tumblr Friends*,
I’m hoping to self-publish the book Live Wrong and Prosper: Your Morals for A Million, partly because this game never gets old to me and partly because I have a backlog of hundreds and hundreds of questions I’m excited to share with the world. I’m using Kickstarter to raise the money for publishing costs, and I’m asking for your help; by donating anything you can – even,...
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Would you agree to have your corpse left in the...
Maybe I have some inner hippie making me say shit like this, but I actually think this sounds like kind of an awesome idea. Because do you know the sort of totally disgusting shit that happens to you when you are no longer you, but a dead body? First of all, bacteria inside of you produce gases which smell horrible to other people but delicious to bugs, who in turn lay eggs on your every orifice...