February 2010
2 posts
Would you agree to live out your life as an...
I wish I could pretend I needed to stop and think about this for even a second — hesitation would give me depth; Kurt a soul; Ram a brain. But get real. I say maybe one in 20 people would say yes to this and half of them are lying. Adults may demur when asked, but a concussed 4-year-old could tell you the truth: being ugly stinks. And being “extremely” ugly stinks shit....
Part I: Would you have plastic surgery to make you...
So — honest truth — I’ve had this question sitting around for like, ever, but I’d kind of forgotten about it until this. So, then, obviously, I was like, “Better dig up that old question to show how ahead of the curve I am.” (Then I made “Hamster Dance” my screensaver and forwarded that crazy “I Kiss You” guy to some people I know who...