I’ll just say it: You are a piece of shit if you say yes to this one. I really don’t know how else to put it. Fabricating allegations of sexual abuse is one of the most fucked up things you can possibly do, and doing it for personal profit basically makes you The Devil. For reals. Add to this unsavory premise the priest angle and this whole thing just gets super dark. I know that the priesthood is having some (ahem) image problems these days — mostly because, um, some of them have done some pretty heinous shit to kids (the Catholic church has paid out hundreds of millions to victims) — but to use that fact to make some fast money is so cynical and awful I think you’d literally have to be a sociopath to do this dare. You’d be ruining an innocent person’s life and making it harder for genuine victims to have their cases treated seriously. And that, as I said earlier, would make you a piece of shit (and a motherfucking asshole). An emphatic no on this one.