The old proverb goes, “Women be shopping, and men be having sex with sheep.” And of course, it’s so obviously old-fashioned and we’re so much more enlightened about gender roles now and yadda, yadda, yadda but can we get real for a second? That part about sheep sex is still kinda true, amiright? So, okay, yeah, we all know that not every guy thinks ballin’ sheep is a good time. I would even go so far as to say that most do not! I would also turn right around and say that the people who *are* on the sheep DL are pretty much only men people. And while there are a lot of obvious down sides to all that, there are also up sides, too? Because it really makes it easy to imagine there’s no countries and how we’re really more alike than we are different? Because sheep fuckers are quite an international lot? They are in Germany, and Massachusetts, and South Africa, and Michigan, and England, and the Netherlands. And I’d guess very definitely probably New Zealand? And think what you want, but they have standards, and will accept no imitations, including even sheep blow-up dolls, like this one here, which is advertised as a gag gift but I’m sure that at this very second there is someone who is not laughing because they’re too busy having sex with it? Think about it!
I almost lost my point, though. Which is that I’m saying no. Oh, I’m sure there are some ladies who have cracked the sheep-fucking glass ceiling (Congrats??), but I don’t think this is for me. Aside from the fact that I think I’d have to be permanently institutionalized right after, I can’t even figure out how the mechanics of lady-on-sheep sex would work (I mean, I can if I really think about it but no). So, anyway. No.*
* A special thank you to me for not ending that with ”naaaaaah.” Like a sheep? Get it? Thanks to me for not doing that.
