Maybe I have some inner hippie making me say shit like this, but I actually think this sounds like kind of an awesome idea. Because do you know the sort of totally disgusting shit that happens to you when you are no longer you, but a dead body? First of all, bacteria inside of you produce gases which smell horrible to other people but delicious to bugs, who in turn lay eggs on your every orifice (including the ones ***down there***), which then hatch into little maggots the size of grains of rice that grow fat eating your subcutaneous fat and munch their way through the top of your mouth to reach your brain, which they love because it’s soft and very edible, which then causes your brain to liquefy and literally leak out of your ears and mouth. And that’s just in the early stages! It goes on and on like that with new and grosser bugs getting in on the act and you turning into a swampy mess of stinking yuck. Which seems so much grosser than just letting some coyotes have at you, no? I’d take being eaten by animals any day over that and happily. Plus, there’s a circle-of-life thing here that I’m kind of into, you know? I mean, next to being freeze-dried and made into fertilizer – which tops my list of ways to dispose of Dead Me – it’s a pretty good alternative to just, like, rotting away. So yes! For $1M, the animals can totally eat my dead body. They can eat it all up.
