First of all, yes, that’s really a picture of a mouse being manually milked (guess you just found the photo for your holiday cards)! I’m guessing that a lactating rat’s teats are only slightly larger than those of a mouse, so scrounging up even a thimbleful of rat milk is probably a fucking endeavor. Which is neither here nor there, but I’m just sayin’. Also, remember that Simpsons episode when Fat Tony was the milk source for Springfield’s schools but then Homer finds out he’s been giving the kids rats’ milk because he discovers that hidden room full of rats hooked up to tiny milking machines? Ha. That was funny. Anyway, this dare is a big time no for me because I think cow’s milk is disgusting enough and when you start talking about drinking milk from dogs and cats and rodents my gag reflex starts up and are you fucking serious Heather Mills? So, I’ll pass on this one. Can’t truss it.
