So — honest truth — I’ve had this question sitting around for like, ever, but I’d kind of forgotten about it until this. So, then, obviously, I was like, “Better dig up that old question to show how ahead of the curve I am.” (Then I made “Hamster Dance” my screensaver and forwarded that crazy “I Kiss You” guy to some people I know who love to laugh, then I got right to work on this.) Anyway, the answer is no. Don’t get me wrong — there are bits and pieces of celeb faces I’d gladly take for a million dollars — say a nose here, or a pair of ears there, or whatever. But this is like, some next level, carbon-copy, cloning shit. Also, maybe if it 1) didn’t involve multiple invasive surgeries on 2) my FUCKING FACE? Because I don’t like that idea. So, my heart goes out to that poor girl that thinks getting back with some shithead is worth cutting up her face to look like some other lady that the shithead thinks he’s in love with despite having never met or seen her in real life, but I’m saying fuck that shit. (Is it just me or am I extra swear-y today?) So, that’s the story with that.
P.S. Part II to follow tomorrow…or the day after. Soon.
