Please. Of course I would. (Yes — even in this economy!) I’m enough of an asshole that I barely even thought about this. In fact, I only had three consecutive, fleeting thoughts: 1) Hells yeah. 2) I’m an asshole. 3) Cool.
But before we start calling names, let’s look at the facts. I would, out of sheer guilt, slide a pretty good sum to whoever I fucked over on this one. We’re not splitting it down the middle or anything — that would be fucking stupid — but I’d be happy to pay your rent for a year or something like that. (And let me be clear. I’ll pay your share of the rent. You and all six of your roommates don’t get a free ride.) You can spend the next year just collecting unemployment and goofing off and making more of your terrible “art” (you suck at drawing hands, btw). I should actually make you pay me that money back after 12 months because, frankly, I did you a favor.
- Kali
